I didn't push him. He jumped. And anyway, he had an umbrella. Is it my fault if he forgot to open it?

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7 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:08:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- We were sort of anxious to find out...

- I understand, but it'll be a few more minutes.

- Thank you, Sister.

- Ahh!

- Shut up, Mother.

- Poor Harry. He was always so brittle. Remember when he fell off the garage?

- Oh, Mother, not that old story again.

- What story?

- When they were kids in Toledo, he and Charlotte were playing paratrooper. She pushed him off the roof.

- I didn't push him. He jumped. And anyway, he had an umbrella. Is it my fault if he forgot to open it?

- Did he hurt himself?

- Spent two months in bed. He had a compressed vertebra!

- Compressed vertebra, huh?

- Hey, Dad, can we have a dime?

- What for? To put in that box.

- It's for unwed mothers.

- Unwed mothers, huh? Well, I'm for that.

- Harry? Harry, baby, how do you feel? It's me, Mama.

[...]

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