Of all the miserable broads. I don't know what I ever saw in her in the first place. Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed!

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9 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:21:57 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Oh, it's lucky I didn't, because I would have strangled you with one of Gus Gilroy's fancy ties! That's how nice and kind I am!

- Sandy, don't pay any attention to him. He's had a concussion. He doesn't know what he's saying.

- Well, it may be a couple of days before we have the doctor's reports.

- Where can I reach you? Don't worry... Don't worry, baby. If your friend answers, I'll hang up.

- Okay. If it's more convenient, you call here. Right. Goodbye, Sandy.

- Of all the miserable broads. I don't know what I ever saw in her in the first place. Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed!

- Used to walk around like a zombie because her nail polish was always wet. That's unless she was crawling on her knees trying to find one of her contact lenses.

- Best thing ever happened to me was when she cut out!

- Still crazy about her, huh?

- And stupid! Never read a book in her life... She read one book... The Carpetbaggers. End of six months she was on page 19.

- We had no life together, no dialogue, no laughs, no...

- You know, Harry, I've seen guys carry a torch before, but you're the champ. You could carry it from Greece to Mexico City to open the next Olympic Games

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Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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