The Fortune Cookie (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 31

The Fortune Cookie (1966) Poster

Listen to the witty and memorable lines of The Fortune Cookie with our selection of sound clips and quotes from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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301 He can't keep up this act much longer. Sooner or later he's bound to crack.
302 He doesn't know his own mother.
303 He doesn't know what she looks like. -Don't worry. I won't bring you the wrong wife.
304 He had this Swedish masseuse come every so often and give him a rubdown. -Then one night, bingo. There he was, givin' her a rubdown. -No kidding. -Caught him red-handed.
305 He has maligned a member of a minority group, and I shall duly report this fact to the Civil Rights Division of the Justice Department, the Human Rights Commission of the United Nations, the NAACP, CORE, the American Civil Liberties Union...
306 He only picked up a half yard, so now it's fourth down and a kicking situation.
307 He pulled out okay. As a matter of fact, we're in business together. I bought this bowling alley on the east side, and he's running it for me. It's got 12 lanes and a cocktail bar, and it's half paid off.
308 He talks to me like that all the time.
309 He was a fighter, light heavyweight. Once went 12 rounds with Billy Conn.
310 He was really going places, then he killed a guy in the ring. A blood clot or something. He never fought again after that. Just started hitting the bottle. -That's a shame.

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