The Fortune Cookie (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips

Listen to the witty and memorable lines of The Fortune Cookie with our selection of sound clips and quotes from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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1 Well, you know what they say, Blondes have more fun. -Yeah, because there's always some sucker to pay for it.

— Boom Boom Jackson (Ron Rich)

2 What they forget is every time they build a better mousetrap, the mice get smarter, too.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

3 I once saw a similar case in Zurich. Also fake.

4 Shouldn't handicapped have two p's? -Two p's? I typed it myself, trying to save a little money. After all, it's a nonprofit organization.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau), Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon)

5 Sorry. Things are a little messy around here. You see, my secretary got married. -Oh, really? -Yeah, 10 years ago, to me.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

6 A man says he's paralyzed, we simply throw him in the snake pit. If he climbs out, then we know he's lying. -And if he doesn't climb out? -Then we have lost a patient, but we have found an honest man.

7 Funny thing about marriage. It's like being in the army. Everybody knocks it, but you'd be surprised how many guys reenlist.

— Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon)

8 Hey, would you gentleman like to have some instant coffee? -We'd like to have an instant decision.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

9 I got a message for you from Gemini Control. You can start packing up because the mission has been scrubbed! Repeat! The mission has been scrubbed! Over and out!

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

10 In this business, you gotta be on your toes every minute, thinking, anticipating, always keeping one step ahead of the other guy.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

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