The Fortune Cookie (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The Fortune Cookie (1966) Poster

Listen to the witty and memorable lines of The Fortune Cookie with our selection of sound clips and quotes from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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11 She shouldn't be in Cleveland. She should be in Florida baking her chest.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

12 And what are you doin' walkin' around? -Trying to get some circulation in my legs. Do you mind?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau), Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon)

13 Florida and Mustangs and foxes. How are we gonna pay for all this? -Our credit is good.

— Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon), Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

14 Hey, Santa Claus, can I ask you a question? -Sure, little girl. Would you like to sit on my lap?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau), Sandy Hinkle (Judi West)

15 I didn't push him. He jumped. And anyway, he had an umbrella. Is it my fault if he forgot to open it?
16 I walked out on the coaching session last Tuesday. Just couldn't take it. I went to a neighborhood bar and had a couple of beers.

— Boom Boom Jackson (Ron Rich)

17 I was just doing my job. Nothing personal. -Of course not, but sometimes even the best bloodhound barks up the wrong tree.

— (Cliff Osmond), Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

18 I'm his brother-in-law, Sister. -I see. -And this is his mother, Sister. And this is my wife, his sister, Sister.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

19 If you want to drown yourself, use water. This won't do it. I know. I tried it once myself.
20 Interesting case. I'm considering suing the United Fruit Company. There should be a printed warning on every banana peel. Those things can be hazardous to your health. Carry on, gentlemen.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

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