The Fortune Cookie (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Listen to the witty and memorable lines of The Fortune Cookie with our selection of sound clips and quotes from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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21 Now, when it comes to investing, the big trick is diversification. You put a little money into uranium stocks, a few oil wells in Montana, some real estate in downtown Phoenix.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

22 Okay, but after you shake hands with him, I suggest you count your fingers.

23 Say, how much you think my pelvis is worth? -By itself, nothing, so it's a good thing you came to me.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

24 So the moral of the story is better Red Riding Hood than Dead Riding Hood. You read me?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

25 So we open the kid up and what do you think we find? Three buttons, a thumbtack, and 27 cents in change. Parents couldn't afford to pay for the operation so I kept the 27 cents.

26 Unwed mothers, huh? Well, I'm for that.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

27 Wait? Who waits nowadays? Take the government. When they shoot a billion dollars' worth of hardware into space, you think they pay cash? It's all on the Diners Club.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

28 What is it, Doc? Any brain damage? Give it to us straight. We can take it.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

29 Why doesn't one of you guys answer the phone? -What phone? -It's ringing. -There's no phone here.

— Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon), Boom Boom Jackson (Ron Rich)

30 Why don't you kids go play on the freeway?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

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