The Fortune Cookie (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

The Fortune Cookie (1966) Poster

Listen to the witty and memorable lines of The Fortune Cookie with our selection of sound clips and quotes from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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31 Why don't you kids go play on the freeway?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

32 You know something? We're gonna miss you around here, because you're a real good neighbor. Quiet, discreet, unobtrusive. And yet always keeping a watchful eye on us.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

33 You wouldn't have a razor on you, would you? Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on television?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

34 After an analysis in depth of all the diagnostic data, we, the undersigned doctors, have come to the definite conclusion that the evidence is definitely inconclusive.
35 Checkin' out? Where do you think you are, in a Hilton Hotel? You're not registered here, you're booked here. You've got a number on your wrist.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

36 Coffee? At a time like this? You wouldn't have any champagne on ice?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

37 Get a load of that broad. -Keep your mind on business. -This is business. It's the wife.

— (Noam Pitlik), (Cliff Osmond)

38 Hey, Nureyev, you're gonna wear out your batteries. Now, cut it out! You're not a well man.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

39 How many nurses do you see? -Two... Can we afford 'em?

— Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon)

40 I have not formulated an opinion yet, but I have formulated a hunch: fake.

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