You wouldn't have a razor on you, would you? Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on television?

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11 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:14:10 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- This is Mr. Hinkle's room?

- That's right.

- I called a couple times last night, but they wouldn't give me any information.

- I wouldn't know about his condition. He's still asleep.

- Oh. I guess I better wait outside.

- How about that guy? Got some nerve showing up here.

- You wouldn't have a razor on you, would you? Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on television?

- Would you mind leaving us alone for a little while?

- I'd be delighted.

- Morning, Harry.

- How... How did I get here?

- By stretcher and ambulance.

- Oh, my head. What did they give me?

- Whole gang of sleeping pills.

- Where's the can?

- Forget it. You can't get out of bed.

- What... I can't... Who says?

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Hey, fasten your seat belt. Those things go eight miles an hour.

Well, you know what they say, Blondes have more fun. -Yeah, because there's always some sucker to pay for it.

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Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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