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The Fortune Cookie (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

The Fortune Cookie (1966) Poster

Listen to the witty and memorable lines of The Fortune Cookie with our selection of sound clips and quotes from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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51 Cigarette? Is it all right if he smokes? -Personally I gave it up, but if you gotta smoke, blow a little bit my way, eh?

52 How many of me do you see? -One. One cheap, chiseling, shyster lawyer who, of all people, had to marry my sister.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau), Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon)

53 I told you no calls! New York? Okay, I'll take it. Hello?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

54 If you think that gown is humiliating, wait till you taste this coffee.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

55 Ow! What if I get an infection from this? -So we sue the hospital for using dirty needles.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

56 So you'll be walking to the bank with a slight limp. Big deal!

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

57 What's on your mind, gentlemen? You want to see me? Hold on. I'll check my calendar.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

58 Where do you think you are, in a Hilton Hotel?

— Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon)

59 Yeah. Well, let's see. If you're offering 10000, that means you've been authorized to go to 25. And if you're authorized to go to 25, that means they're willing to go to 50. So why don't we skip all preliminaries and start at 50000?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

60 Hey, fasten your seat belt. Those things go eight miles an hour.

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