The Fortune Cookie (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 7

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Listen to the witty and memorable lines of The Fortune Cookie with our selection of sound clips and quotes from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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61 83000 matches... I hope it doesn't rain.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

62 And your sister, 33 years old and never had a fur coat.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

63 Anything I can do? -Pray for him, Sister.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

64 Anything we want to feed into those mikes, they'll swallow. -Like what?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

65 Apricot dumplings! On top of chicken paprika, red cabbage, buttered noodles. And that dame, she hasn't touched any of it. Just yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak.

— (Noam Pitlik)

66 Fake! All these newfangled machines. Fake! They prove nothing. In the old days, we used to do these things better.
67 I love you, Harry, but I don't want to love somebody dumb.

— Sandy Hinkle (Judi West)

68 I should have listened to my mother and become a bookie.

— (Noam Pitlik)

69 I wouldn't brood about it. I mean, everybody tries for that extra five yards, and, well, sometimes people get in our way.

— Sandy Hinkle (Judi West)

70 One thing I hate is a patient who makes his own diagnosis.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

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