The Fortune Cookie (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 8

The Fortune Cookie (1966) Poster

Listen to the witty and memorable lines of The Fortune Cookie with our selection of sound clips and quotes from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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71 Over 200 families have been evacuated from their homes, and the property damage is estimated in the millions. I'll be back with more news after this word from our sponsor.
72 They settled! -Good. I can wrap up and still get home in time to watch Batman.

— (Noam Pitlik), (Cliff Osmond)

73 Well, it was your fault, too. Because you're too nice a person and too kind. You should have run after me and belted me a few and dragged me back.

— Sandy Hinkle (Judi West)

74 What the hell took you so long, a slow boat from China? We got a hungry man here.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

75 You know, Harry, I've seen guys carry a torch before, but you're the champ. You could carry it from Greece to Mexico City to open the next Olympic Games

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

76 Circulation? That's the last thing we want. Now why don't we just get back into bed?

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

77 He's wearing a corset, Mother. Everybody wears a corset. You wear a corset. Charlotte wears a corset. -I wear a girdle!

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

78 I hate a guy who tells a story and louses up the punch line.

— (Cliff Osmond)

79 I think I found your contact lens.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

80 Maybe in New York they throw money around like that.

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