The Fortune Cookie (1966) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Listen to the witty and memorable lines of The Fortune Cookie with our selection of sound clips and quotes from the movie.

Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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41 I'd sure hate to be stuck in a wheelchair with her around.

— (Noam Pitlik)

42 Of all the miserable broads. I don't know what I ever saw in her in the first place. Cooks like a pig and smokes in bed!

— Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon)

43 What's the matter? You feel sorry for insurance companies? They got so much money they don't know what to do with it. They've run out of storage space. They have to microfilm it.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

44 You got enough film in the camera? -Sure. Why? -Because if we're lucky, this may turn out to be our Swedish masseuse.

— (Cliff Osmond)

45 You'll be careful, won't you, Doc? -I'd better be because I'm on parole.

— Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon)

46 A born loser. You want to know why you lost your wife? Because you've got no character, no guts. I'm surprised it didn't show up in the X-rays.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

47 And how about that long dress? She must have bad legs. I used to do it in tights.

— Sandy Hinkle (Judi West)

48 And now, for the most death-defying feat ever attempted by a man who just got out of a wheelchair.

— Harry Hinkle (Jack Lemmon)

49 Before we're through with them, we'll have them begging for mercy. -Who's them? -That I haven't figured out yet. But don't go away. I'll think of an angle.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

50 Can I come in for a minute? -You mean, through the door? I thought you only came in through the window or through the heating system.

— Whiplash Willie Gingrich (Walter Matthau)

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