I was just standing there in the kitchen, fixing breakfast. Then suddenly it occurred to me, that if my wife came walking in, with you in the shower and me making cinnamon toast, she'd probably shoot me.

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11 seconds sound clip from the The Seven Year Itch (1952) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:35:36 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- You're just having a bad dream.

- Yeah. I guess so.

- Come on now. Everything's fine.

- It's just my imagination. Some people have flat feet. Some people have dandruff. I have this appalling imagination.

- I think it's just elegant to have an imagination.

- I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination.

- I was just standing there in the kitchen, fixing breakfast. Then suddenly it occurred to me, that if my wife came walking in, with you in the shower and me making cinnamon toast, she'd probably shoot me.

- Of course she would. I know if I was married and I came in on my husband making cinnamon toast with some blonde in the shower, I'd shoot him.

- Bang! Bang! Bang! Right in the head.

- Come on now. Relax. You're just making this all up.

- That's right. You know, actually, I don't suppose that if she had come in, that she'd go as far as to shoot me.

- Oh, she'd be mad and cry and maybe throw an ashtray or something...

- Just throw an ashtray?

- You know, she probably wouldn't even do that.

- If Helen came in here and found you in the shower, you know what she'd probably think? She'd probably think you were the plumber.

- A blonde plumber?

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Of course she would. I know if I was married and I came in on my husband making cinnamon toast with some blonde in the shower, I'd shoot him. -You would? -Bang! Bang! Bang! Right in the head.

The Seven Year Itch (1952) Sound Clip

Get a dose of Marilyn Monroe's charm with sound bites from The Seven Year Itch (1952) film, adapted from George Axelrod's play.

Actors: Marilyn Monroe (The Girl), Tom Ewell (Richard Sherman), Evelyn Keyes (Helen Sherman), Robert Strauss (Kruhulik), Sonny Tufts (Tom MacKenzie)

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