- You trying to bribe an officer?
- Uh-huh.
- Make it a double hamburger with an onion.

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5 seconds sound clip from the Rocky Fortune - Pint-Sized Payroll Bandit (Ep. 4) classic radio drama series episode.

You can hear this line at 00:10:42 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- You can get back in the garbage can. I'll get rid of him.

- Well, hiya, Sergeant.

- So where's the kid?

- The kid? Oh, yeah. Oh, the kid, he took off, vanished.

- You don't say.

- Just like that, poof.

- You couldn't call up the precinct and say, Sergeant Finger, don't bother walking over here on your tired feet on which you've been standing all day. The kid is gone. You couldn't do that, huh?

- Well, I tried to get you, but the line was busy. Here, have a cup of coffee and a hamburger. On the house.

- You trying to bribe an officer?

- Uh-huh.

- Make it a double hamburger with an onion.

- Two double hamburgers and a pecan ring later, I get rid of Sergeant Finger...

- And get the kid out of the garbage can. He smells like an old gymnasium...

- But I can't figure anything else except to take him in a shoebox home with me, which I do.

- I let him soak for a few hours and put him in my bed while I make like G.I. Joe on the Broadmoor.

[...]

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