The Danny Kaye Radio Show Quotes with Sound Clips

Quotes with audio clips from the old-time radio program "The Danny Kaye Show" which ran from Jan. 1945 to May 1946 on CBS.

Actors: Danny Kaye, Eve Arden, Lionel Stander

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1 Quiet, you sandpaper Sinatra.

— (Eve Arden)

2 She got her head caught in a frankfurter bun. -Was the bun empty? -No, there was a hot dog in it. -Well, thank Heavens she ain't trapped in there without food.

3 I bring news from Brooklyn. -Where'd you get it? -The Daily Eagle just flew by...

— (Lionel Stander)

4 On this here day of my coronation here, I feel I oughta say something to you that comes straight from the heart. So I say to you all... Sheddap!

— (Danny Kaye)

5 What, me! The King of Brooklyn, the cultural center of the universe, marry a barbarian? Never!

— (Danny Kaye)

6 Gee, it's wonderful, ain't it? A baby flying three thousand miles. And look, he's all dressed for the plane trip, too. He's wearing a three-cornered parachute!

— (Lionel Stander)

7 Why, Miss, don't you think my voice is cute? -I think it's perfect... for calling a taxi. Now call one and let's get back to the hotel.

8 Boy, what a built on him!

— (Eve Arden)

9 Gadzooks, that shrew? What'll we do?

— (Danny Kaye)

10 Kitchy, kitchy, koo. -He don't understand that, mister. He's a Russian baby you've got to say kitchy-kitchy-kooski! But you wouldn't know that.

— (Lionel Stander)

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