- Aye! That's not a tom-tom, that's a piper!
- Yes, that's tom-tom the piper's son.
8 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 6, Sale of Manhattan classic radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:14:17 in the radio play.
Quote context
[...]
- Are you really a Red Indian?
- Then why does the red keep coming off your skin?
- Now Grytpype tells me you want an Indian birth certificate.
- Now let's commence the mystical initiation ceremony. Chief Troubleitz.
- Me here. You call needle nardle noo!
- Start playing the ancient tom-toms.
- Right!
- Aye! That's not a tom-tom, that's a piper!
- Yes, that's tom-tom the piper's son.
- Now play that tom-tom or I'll cancel your booking with Geraldo tonight.
- Ahh, oh brave Seagoon, step forward for the mystical initiation ceremony.
[...]