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- Aye! That's not a tom-tom, that's a piper!
- Yes, that's tom-tom the piper's son.

8 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 6, Sale of Manhattan classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:14:17 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Are you really a Red Indian?

- Yes, I am, yes.

- Then why does the red keep coming off your skin?

- I'm anaemic, that's why.

- Now Grytpype tells me you want an Indian birth certificate.

- I do I do. Woowoowooh!

- Now let's commence the mystical initiation ceremony. Chief Troubleitz.

- Me here. You call needle nardle noo!

- Start playing the ancient tom-toms.

- Right!

- Aye! That's not a tom-tom, that's a piper!

- Yes, that's tom-tom the piper's son.

- I don't wish to know that!

- Now play that tom-tom or I'll cancel your booking with Geraldo tonight.

- I play, cor blimey.

- Ahh, oh brave Seagoon, step forward for the mystical initiation ceremony.

- Now, place a hundred dollars in the palm of your hand... Good. Now say after me, this is your hundred dollars.

[...]

The Goon Show Sound Clip

The Goon Show RadioQuotes with sound clips from The Goon Show radio comedy programme produced and broadcast by the BBC from 1951 to 1960.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Bloodnok / Bluebottle/ Grytpype-Thynne), Spike Milligan (Eccles / Minnie Bannister), Harry Secombe (Neddie Seagoon)

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