Well, this isn't a fog chicken.

4 seconds sound clip from The Goon Show, Series 9, The Mountain Eaters classic radio program.

You can hear this line at 00:14:07 in the radio play.

Quote context

[...]

- Now, as he was saying... (chicken sounds)

- Oh dear, Min, Min, oh Min, hold this chicken. Be careful, she's ..

- I'm sorry, dear, I don't know why you have to carry a chicken around.

- Well, It's the fog. I always carry one when there's a fog.

- Because chickens can't see where they are going in the fog. Unless it's a fog chicken, and there's no such thing as a fog chicken.

- What are you talking about? There was no fog today.

- Well, this isn't a fog chicken.

- Get on with the meeting! I've got a cricket ball to catch!

- Gentlemen, to prevent mountain-eating in England, we are raising the license fee to fifty pounds sterling.

- Oh, mate, you've ruined my mountain-eating chances.

- A mountain-eating stand-in!

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