Captivated? You got a personality that sparkles like a hangnail. There's gotta be another reason.
10 seconds sound clip from the The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show - classic comedy radio program.
You can hear this line at 00:04:55 in the radio play.
Quote context
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- Go back to the drugstore, and stuff cotton in their aspirin bottles.
- Nothing they can do about it... Whaddaya mean, Nothing they can do about it?
- They'd have to be crazy to try to get rid o' me! I'm the greatest thing since rubber gloves!
- Mm, I don't know. I guess he was captivated by my sparkling personality.
- Captivated? You got a personality that sparkles like a hangnail. There's gotta be another reason.
- Oh, I'll bet it's just a Jim dandy! You must explain it to me sometime.
- Oh, I'll be glad to! It's a double-entry system...
- Cease! That's fine. Just close it up right there.
- Hey, look, lemme ask you somethin'. Don't you have to get back to the office?
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