Unless you call digging a hole in the cellar making arrangements. I certainly don't.

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- Whom else it will interest, I can't imagine.

- Oh! What's that terrible smell?

- That's the leaf-mold... chemically identical with the earth-blanket they grow under in the wild state.

- I do want to get these started before we close the house.

- Do you realize that we're sailing for America a week from today and you've made no arrangements whatever?

- Unless you call digging a hole in the cellar making arrangements. I certainly don't.

- Devil's garden, indeed.

- Sometimes I think you're going soft in the head, Hubert.

- I suppose it's inconsiderate of me.

- You see, I've been wanting to try this experiment for a long time. But what with my lectures and seminars at the University, there never seemed to be enough time...

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