I'll fix that. Kneel down... With this foot-long hot-dog, I dub thee Countess of Coney Island.
14 seconds sound clip from The Danny Kaye Radio Show - "A Baby From Washington" (3.02.1945).
You can hear this line at 00:25:08 in the radio play.
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- King Danny! Danny, my kingy.
- Gee, you're all covered with dough!
- What are you kickin' about? With all that dough, we can pay off the mortgage on the ball park.
- Certainly! Certainly! And now, Moitle and I can be married.
- But I cannot marry you. I am a commoner and you are a royalty.
- I'll fix that. Kneel down... With this foot-long hot-dog, I dub thee Countess of Coney Island.
- It's easy to see she is gonna be the she, the countess of Coney Island.
- The marriage Dan be she is cointently chi chi the countess of Coney Island.
- There's a question I'd like to be poppin' ya.
- Well, go on, I don't see nuttin' stoppin' ya.
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