440 Paradox Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 30

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

A selection of paradox quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

291 His warehouse having burnt down, nothing obscures his view of the bright moon.

Bruce Lee as Li Tsung in Longstreet

292 Now what? -We tear the place apart, discreetly.

Lee Van Cleef as John Peter McAllister in The Master (1984)

293 Two nothings is nothing. That's mathematics, son. You can argue with me, but you can't argue with figures. Two half nothings is a whole nothing.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

294 Uh, no, no, the mouse wants the cheese. Gosh, I wonder what the cheese will want.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

295 You wanna come in and sing some blues? -No, thanks. There's something' about those songs, they depress me.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

296 Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress? -Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were. -What was it? -The Way We Were.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

297 Just sitting here thinking is pretty rough when you've spent most of your life not thinking.

Gloria Grahame as Debby Marsh in The Big Heat (1953)

298 We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

299 Okay, who was thoughtless enough to put food on the kitchen table? Did you do this? -Do what, Mom?

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

300 You're never around when I need ya. -You never need me when I'm around.

Ralph Meeker as Mike Hammer in Kiss Me Deadly (1955)