437 Paradox Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 30

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

A selection of paradox quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

291 Two nothings is nothing. That's mathematics, son. You can argue with me, but you can't argue with figures. Two half nothings is a whole nothing.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

292 Uh, no, no, the mouse wants the cheese. Gosh, I wonder what the cheese will want.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

293 You wanna come in and sing some blues? -No, thanks. There's something' about those songs, they depress me.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

294 Why are you crying? And why are you wearing that old dress? -Because I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of the way we were. -What was it? -The Way We Were.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

295 Just sitting here thinking is pretty rough when you've spent most of your life not thinking.

Gloria Grahame as Debby Marsh in The Big Heat (1953)

296 We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson in Bee Movie

297 Okay, who was thoughtless enough to put food on the kitchen table? Did you do this? -Do what, Mom?

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

298 You're never around when I need ya. -You never need me when I'm around.

Ralph Meeker as Mike Hammer in Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

299 Can you rig a computer, so that no matter what I program into it it will select the exact opposite? -Black is white? Day is night? -Exactly.

Herbert Lom as Charles Dreyfus in Curse of the Pink Panther

300 It is because man is choosing logic over magic. -But why? -Because logic is so... Logical.

Don Messick as Lo Tae Zhao, Giles The Elf in The Flight of Dragons (1982)

437 Paradox Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 30

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