33 Movie Quotes about Priests (Sound Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: June 21, 2024

Memorable quotes about priests, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 Maybe the pope smokes grass.

Quote from Kojak

12 They don't believe in physical contact between genders, except when sanctified by the priest during high worship of the sun storm, which comes once only every seven years.

Quote from Battlestar Galactica (1978)

13 You know, I've always been kind of fascinated with priests because they aren't allowed... I mean, they don't... -Ah, but sometimes they do.

Dirk Benedict as Faceman in The A-Team

14 All right. We're goin'. -Where? -To help the reverend find God.

Quote from The A-Team

15 The priest and the prophet have urge to strong drink. They are swallowed up with wine, they are out of the way through strong drink, they err in vision, they stumble in judgement. Isaiah 28.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

16 That's it. No more for me. It's too dangerous. Only weddings from now on.

Quote from Kung Fu Zombie

17 Ah! That's better. Fortunately, my calling still allows me the luxury of a warm posterior. One of the few pleasures left in life.

Andrew Keir as Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness

18 Goat or pig? -Which does the sea god prefer? -I'll wake the priest and ask him.

Eric Bana as Hector Of Troy in Troy

19 He may be a monk, but he's a human being too. And I only know that he'll die if we don't feed him with some meat and rich solid foods. And let me tell you, when you're hungry, the Buddha doesn't feed you.

Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984)

20 They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening, but I have to help myself.

Gary Sinise as Lieutenant Dan Taylor in Forrest Gump (1994)