35 Movie Quotes about Priests with Audio – Page 2Updated: Apr 23, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 11 He may be a monk, but he's a human being too. And I only know that he'll die if we don't feed him with some meat and rich solid foods. And let me tell you, when you're hungry, the Buddha doesn't feed you. Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984) 12 Goat or pig? -Which does the sea god prefer? -I'll wake the priest and ask him. Eric Bana as Hector of Troy in Troy 13 Ah! That's better. Fortunately, my calling still allows me the luxury of a warm posterior. One of the few pleasures left in life. Andrew Keir as Father Sandor in Dracula: Prince of Darkness 14 That's it. No more for me. It's too dangerous. Only weddings from now on. Quote from Kung Fu Zombie 15 The priest and the prophet have urge to strong drink. They are swallowed up with wine, they are out of the way through strong drink, they err in vision, they stumble in judgement. Isaiah 28. Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock 16 All right. We're goin'. -Where? -To help the reverend find God. Quote from The A-Team 17 They don't believe in physical contact between genders, except when sanctified by the priest during high worship of the sun storm, which comes once only every seven years. Quote from Battlestar Galactica (1978) 18 Now I will tell you something. You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do. Eli Wallach as Tuco in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 19 Maybe the pope smokes grass. Quote from Kojak 20 Sorry, pal. We might all need priests in a few minutes. Quote from Kojak Page 2 of 4 << ◄ 1 2 3 ► >>