35 Movie Quotes about Priests with Audio – Page 3Updated: Apr 23, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening, but I have to help myself. Gary Sinise as Lieutenant Dan Taylor in Forrest Gump (1994) 22 You shut up, he's not a monk. He's a Buddha. And he gave me good advice, on how to beat some men. I chased off the whole lot. Quote from 36th Chamber of Shaolin 23 But you must drink a lot of coffee, being a priest, huh? Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in The Fifth Element 24 Priest, do you do exorcisms? -What do you say? -Exorcism. It's my father. Quote from Kung Fu Zombie 25 The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun. Quote from Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke 26 Religious? With ruined churches, no ministers, no priests, and children dancing naked! Edward Woodward as Sgt. Neil Howie in The Wicker Man (1973) 27 Fear the priest. Fear the priest. Quote from The Exorcist 28 Big church. Not like here - little church, priest comes twice a year. Big one! Quote from The Magnificent Seven (1960) 29 Go bid the priests do present sacrifice, and bring me their opinions of success. Quote from Julius Caesar (1953) 30 Did you abscond with the church funds? Claude Rains in Casablanca (1942) Page 3 of 4 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>