34 Movie Quotes about Priests (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Feb 19, 2026

Memorable quotes about priests, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening, but I have to help myself.

Gary Sinise as Lieutenant Dan Taylor in Forrest Gump (1994)

22 The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun.

Cheech Marin as Pedro De Pacas in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

23 But you must drink a lot of coffee, being a priest, huh?

Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in The Fifth Element

24 Priest, do you do exorcisms? -What do you say? -Exorcism. It's my father.

Quote from Kung Fu Zombie

25 Religious? With ruined churches, no ministers, no priests, and children dancing naked!

Edward Woodward as Sgt. Neil Howie in The Wicker Man (1973)

26 I've never met one priest who has performed an exorcism. Not one.

Quote from The Exorcist

27 Fear the priest. Fear the priest.

Quote from The Exorcist

28 Go bid the priests do present sacrifice, and bring me their opinions of success.

Marlon Brando as Mark Antony in Julius Caesar (1953)

29 Did you abscond with the church funds?

Claude Rains in Casablanca (1942)

30 Pass your knowledge to the next priest as it was passed on to you.

Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas in The Fifth Element