249 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 11

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A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

101 Man, have you guys seen what's playing next door? Hoo-hoo! Stinky!

Crazy Joe From Shark Tale in Shark Tale

102 Yes, as expected. You've broken your funny bone.

Fred Astaire as S.D. Kluger in Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970)

103 He won three Piston Cups! -He did what in his cup?

Larry The Cable Guy as Mater; Owen Wilson as Lightning Mcqueen in Cars

104 I'm Riff-Raff Sam, the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff.

Mel Blanc as Yosemite Sam in Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie

105 Surely there must be something you can do. I'm doing everything I can. And stop calling me Shirley.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker; Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

106 The other day when it was so cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper said to him, how long do you want it? And my friend said, well, from about September to March.

Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in Mary Poppins

107 Surely you can't be serious? -I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker; Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in Airplane (1980)

108 It's five minutes to midnight. -Hey, what gives? It was five minutes till midnight four minutes ago. -Exactly.

Eddie Deezen as Know It All in The Polar Express

109 Fungeon? -Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words.

Alan Tudyk as King Candy in Wreck-It Ralph

110 Me, too. -Me three!

Jim Cummings as Tigger; John Fiedler as Piglet; Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh, Tigger in A Very Merry Pooh Year