257 Pun Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 12

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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111 Me, too. -Me three!

John Fiedler as Piglet; Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh, Tigger; Tigger in A Very Merry Pooh Year

112 The other day when it was so cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper said to him, how long do you want it? And my friend said, well, from about September to March.

Quote from Mary Poppins

113 I can't understand you. -What? My hand's in a tan shoe? -What? Japan's eating lamb stew?

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula; Andy Samberg as Johnny in Hotel Transylvania

114 I hate the Himalayas. -Wait a minute. They got gambling, they got races. -So what? -Well, they even got a town called Tibet. You know? To-bet.

Dom DeLuise as Itchy Itchiford; Burt Reynolds as Charlie B. Barkin in All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

115 To the left? -Right. -To the right? -To the left is right. -Well, if the left is right, who's left?

Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

116 Well, when you gotta go, don't squeeze the Charmin.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

117 Well, I have to go to the jack, so wait for me. -The john.

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jabituya in Short Circuit (1986)

118 And look over there. See? These are ants. They're not aunts, they're ants. It's an ant farm.

Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck in Short Circuit (1986)

119 Since when does a valentine need gunpowder? -Since I took over the special defects. Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Paul Winchell as Tigger; Ken Sansom as Rabbit in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

120 Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians.

The Great Gonzo in Muppet Treasure Island