253 Pun Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 12

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A selection of pun quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

111 I'm ready, man. Check it out. I am the ultimate badass. -Yeah. That's right. -State-of-the-badass art. You do not want to _ with me.

Bill Paxton as Private Hudson in Aliens (1986)

112 Ooh. That nut has got to be nuts.

Telly Savalas as Sergeant Big Joe in Kelly's Heroes

113 Be there, buffalo-butt breath.

Tom Guiry as Scotty Smalls in The Sandlot (1993)

114 It's not so funny meow, is it?

Paul Soter as Carl Foster in Super Troopers

115 Almost nothing in the poor box. -But we took it anyway.

Eli Wallach as Calvera in The Magnificent Seven (1960)

116 His name is Bug. -First or last? -First. -What's his last name, Spray?

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

117 The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man. I accepted him on good faith as the right man. Was I wrong?

Michael Palin as Jack Lint in Brazil (1985)

118 That's amazing. -I'm in the amazing business.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

119 Firstly, I am not persecuting him. I am prosecuting him.

Maureen O'Hara as Doris Walker in Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

120 Honey, surplus! -We have too much surplus.

Owen Wilson as Lightning McQueen in Cars