17 Movie Quotes about Qualifications (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: August 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about qualifications, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I know what you're thinking: He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us. And you are right.

Quote from The Lego Movie (2014)

2 Now, what do you think? You think I'm qualified?

Quote from Beetlejuice

3 Would the vocal emissions of a laryngitic crow be qualifications? Yes, then, perhaps, you could've been.

Vincent Price as Waldo Trumbull in The Comedy of Terrors

4 Along with qualifications, I presume that methods have changed little since the days of Moses. -That's very true. They remain essentially unchanged.

Quote from The 39 Steps (1937)

5 I know all I need to know about playing golf. It's a game they play with 18 holes. I been working in the sewers for ten years. If that don't qualify me as an expert on holes, I give up.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

6 What do I do? -Yes? -What do I do? -Nothing, dear. You're not qualified. -Leave it to us.

John Cleese in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

7 Qualifications? -Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Quote from Blazing Saddles (1974)

8 Qualifications? -Arson, armed robbery, mayhem.

Quote from Blazing Saddles (1974)

9 Out-of-work hairdresser. Now, in what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles?

Quote from My Cousin Vinny

10 If this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

Quote from Fast Times at Ridgemont High