Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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1 The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute. Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all, for scientific experiments.

— (Michael Palin)

2 Keep warm, plenty of rest and if you're playing football or anything, try and favor the other leg. -Oh, righto.

— (Graham Chapman)

3 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'

— (Graham Chapman)

4 Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and you say, 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.'

— (John Cleese)

5 A tiger? -A tiger? -A tiger in Africa? -Hmm? -A tiger in Africa? -Ah, well, it's probably escaped from a zoo. -Doesn't sound very likely to me.

— (John Cleese), (Michael Palin)

6 Any idea how it happened? -None whatsoever. Complete mystery to me. Woke up just now, one sock too many.

— (Eric Idle)

7 Can I ask you a question? -What? -How can we all have died at the same time? -The salmon mousse.

— (John Cleese), (Michael Palin)

8 Is it a boy or a girl? -I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?

— (Graham Chapman)

9 Been in the wars, have we? -Yes. -Any headache? Bowels all right?

— (Graham Chapman)

10 But I can't be really sad, 'cause you see, I feel that life's a game. You sometimes win or lose, and though I may be down right now, at least I don't work for Jews.

— (Terry Jones)

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