Terry Jones: 26 Movie Quotes with Audio

Terry Jones

Movie quotes delivered by Terry Jones, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

As Sir Bedevere in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

2 But I can't be really sad, 'cause you see, I feel that life's a game. You sometimes win or lose, and though I may be down right now, at least I don't work for Jews.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

3 Good afternoon, sir, and how are we today? -Better. -Better? -Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

John Cleese; Terry Jones in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

4 Well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all I can say is, go ahead, be crucified! See if I care. I might have known...

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

5 Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin? -If it's not a personal question? How much more personal can you get? Now, piss off! -She is. Yeah, definitely.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

6 Now, you listen here. He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy. Now, go away!

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

7 Then he, having his way with me, he had... Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct! -The bastard!

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

8 Have I got a big nose, Mum? -Oh, stop thinking about sex. -I wasn't! -You're always on about it, morning, noon and night. Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

9 What are you doing creeping around a cowshed at 2:00 in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

10 A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

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