Terry Jones: 26 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

Movie quotes delivered by Terry Jones, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

11 One day, lad, all this will be yours. -What, the curtains? -No, not the curtains. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land.

Terry Jones as Sir Bedevere; Michael Palin as Sir Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

12 So, logically... If she weighs the same as a duck... She's made of wood.

As Sir Bedevere in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

13 Can we have your liver, then? -Yeah, all right. You talked me into it. -Eric!

John Cleese; Terry Jones in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

14 Right, sir. I'll organize a party right away, sir. -Well, it's hardly the time for that, is it, Sergeant? -A search party. -Oh, oh, ah, ah! Much better idea.

John Cleese; Terry Jones in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

15 Let's not give him the cake. -I don't want any cake.

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

16 Hindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere, but God loves those who treat their semen with more care

In Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

17 So there you are! I might have known it would end up like this. To think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

18 That's enough. That's enough. -Ooh, that wasn't a minute! -Oh, yes it was! -Oh, no it wasn't!

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

19 We were led by a star! -Led by a bottle, more like! Go on, out!

In Monty Python's Life of Brian

20 There's no messiah in here. There's a mess, all right, but no messiah. Now, go away.

In Monty Python's Life of Brian