Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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21 Do all philosophers have an 'S' in them? -Yeah. I think most of them do.

— (Michael Palin)

22 I'm so sorry. I had no idea we had a racist working here. I apologize most sincerely. I mean... Where are you going? No, I can explain...

— (John Cleese)

23 It doesn't matter! -What? -It doesn't matter why they're dressed as a tiger. Have they got my leg? -Good thinking. Well, have you?

— (Eric Idle)

24 It's a bit bare in here today, isn't it? Yes. More apparatus, please, Nurse. The EEG, the BP monitor and the AVV.

— (Graham Chapman)

25 Look at him! He worked on that cake like no one else I've ever known. Some nights it was so cold we could hardly move, but Blackitt would be out there, slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and almonds.

— (Michael Palin)

26 Now, today we're going to do marching up and down the square. That is, unless any of you got anything better to do.

— (Michael Palin)

27 One of the officers has lost a leg. -Oh, no, sir! -I'm afraid so. Probably a tiger. -In Africa?

— (John Cleese)

28 That's right, yeah. I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts: One. People are not wearing enough hats. Two. Matter is energy.

— (Michael Palin)

29 Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then. Get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

— (Michael Palin)

30 Well, you're dead now, so shut up! -Dead? -Dead. -All of us? -All of you.

— (John Cleese)

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