Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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31 What do I do? -Yes? -What do I do? -Nothing, dear. You're not qualified. -Leave it to us.

— (John Cleese)

32 When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realized the full significance of what he was doing, but 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas.

— (Graham Chapman)

33 Which brings us, once again, to the urgent realization of just how much there is still left to own.

— (Graham Chapman)

34 And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. French Ticklers, Black Mambos, Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

— (Graham Chapman)

35 Can we have your liver, then? -Yeah, all right. You talked me into it. -Eric!

— (John Cleese), (Terry Jones)

36 Let the heathens spill theirs on the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found.

37 No, no, that's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic Church, for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.

— (Michael Palin)

38 Now, what about the rest of you? Rather be at the pictures, I suppose. All right! Off you go!

— (Michael Palin)

39 O Lord. Ooh! You are so big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

— (Michael Palin)

40 What is this one here? -That's philosophy. -Is that a sport? -No, it's more of an attempt to construct a viable hypothesis to explain the meaning of life.

— (John Cleese)

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