Monty Python's The Meaning of Life Quotes with Sound Clips

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, featuring soundbites and sfx. All the audio clips are in WAV and MP3 formats.

Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin

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11 Good afternoon, sir, and how are we today? -Better. -Better? -Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

— (John Cleese), (Terry Jones)

12 Hello. Now don't you worry. -We'll soon have you cured. -Leave it all to us. You'll never know what hit you. -Goodbye. -Goodbye.

— (Graham Chapman), (John Cleese)

13 Mr. Death is a reaper. -The Grim Reaper. -Hardly surprising in this weather.

— (John Cleese), (Eric Idle)

14 Right, sir. I'll organize a party right away, sir. -Well, it's hardly the time for that, is it, Sergeant? -A search party. -Oh, oh, ah, ah! Much better idea.

— (John Cleese), (Terry Jones)

15 Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then. Get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

— (Michael Palin)

16 Can I ask you a question? -What? -How can we all have died at the same time? -The salmon mousse.

— (John Cleese), (Michael Palin)

17 It's Christmas in heaven. There's great films on The Sound of Music twice an hour, and Jaws I, II and III.

— (Graham Chapman)

18 Oh! I never knew Schopenhauer was a philosopher. -Oh, yeah. He's the one that begins with an 'S.' -Oh.

— (Michael Palin)

19 All right, we will eat the cake. They're right. It's too good a cake not to eat.

— (Graham Chapman)

20 And now, how would you like it served? All mixed up together in a bucket? -Yeah. With the eggs on top. -But of course. Avec des oeufs frites.

— (John Cleese)

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