Ralph Kramden: 114 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

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41 They're not interested in sleep. Their job is taxes. They're not gonna send me to jail for insomnia.

Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners (1955)

42 75 dollars. -Income on interest, bank account, $75. -That's not the interest, that's the bank account!

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney) in The Honeymooners (1955)

43 What do you mean, sick? He never had it so good. He eats, sleeps and exercises, all at the same time.

Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners (1955)

44 What is that vision that just walked through the door?

Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners (1955)

45 It won't work. -What won't work, my little lamb? -The flattery routine, my little pumpkin.

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

46 He's a very good doctor, that Dr...? What's his name? Well, I don't know his name, but did you hear what he did for Callahan, the plumber? -No, what'd he do? -He kept Callahan alive until his wife caught up on the insurance payments.

Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners (1955)

47 Well, aren't you the merry widow? You'll probably be hysterical at my funeral.

Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners (1955)

48 The doctor gave him something to help his sleepwalking. -Yeah? What'd they give him, a pair of roller skates?

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Alice Kramden (Audrey Meadows) in The Honeymooners (1955)

49 Sleepwalking isn't caused by nervousness. How would I know? I happen to be a bus driver. And if nervousness caused sleepwalking, I'd be going through Australia right now!

Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners (1955)

50 She used to call you her little buttercup? -Yeah. What's so funny about that? -You were a little cup of butter, now you're a whole tub of lard!

Ralph Kramden (Jackie Gleason), Ed Norton (Art Carney) in The Honeymooners (1955)