31 Rhetorical Question Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Apr 4, 2026

A selection of rhetorical question quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 What am I? A piece of luggage? What's this? A handle? If that's the way they feel about it why didn't you just stick a stamp on my face, cancel my bottom, and mail me to Paradise World.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in Paradise

12 Might? Might? What kind of ye olde guarantee is that?

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

13 Why is it always, always so costly for man to move from the present to the future?

William Hopper as Robert Calder in 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957)

14 What kind of rat-bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?

Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

15 You blundering fool! Can't you control a little girl?

Geraldine Page; Geraldine Page as Madame Medusa in The Rescuers (1977)

16 If we all got carried away, can't we all carry ourselves back somehow?

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

17 Tonight? When it's dark?

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

18 Why not do something great and leave a good name after my death, so that I shall be a proud man?

Quote from The Green Jade Statuette (1977)

19 Now, a president. Well, I mean, why not shoot the president?

Richard Harris as English Bob in Unforgiven

20 Why do I always have to suffer like this? Why me, Lord? Don't answer that.

Michael Catalano as Charlie Brown in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown