Ah, Ted... don't be dead, dude.
8 seconds sound clip from the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:35:21 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Hey, Bill. We totally know how to sword fight.
- Yeah!
- Ted. (2)
- Search the castle, there might be more of them.
- Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant.
- Ah, Ted... don't be dead, dude.
- You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
- Yeah! I fell out of my suit when I hit the floor.
- Fag.
- Dude, you totally boned that dude in the head.
- Yeah! He's a total bonehead.
[...]