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Well, I tell you, it was the biggest chimney I'd ever been in. And then, suddenly, I realised it wasn't no chimney at all. It was the smokestack of the Queen Elizabeth.

16 seconds sound clip from the Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:42:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Why, I've only been with him for five minutes, and he has me laughing just like an Earthling.

- What's soft, and round, and you put it on a stick, and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?

- I don't know, what?

- A Martian-mallow.

- That's what you're all becoming... Martian-mallows. Soft. Weak.

- That old man is a menace.

- It was a very foggy Christmas Eve. I could barely make out this chimney in the fog, but I found all right and I started to crawl in.

- Well, I tell you, it was the biggest chimney I'd ever been in. And then, suddenly, I realised it wasn't no chimney at all. It was the smokestack of the Queen Elizabeth.

- Don't you think that was funny? Why don't you laugh?

- Gee, Santa, it's all our fault. We told them where to find you.

- Oh, balderdash and a fiddle-dee-dee, Billy boy.

- Everybody knows where Santa lives.

- Besides, I've always wanted to visit Mars.

[...]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Sound Clip

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Funny quotes from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), featuring audio clips.

Actors: GJohn Call (Santa Claus), Vincent Beck (Voldar), Leonard Hicks (Kimar)

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