- What's soft, and round, and you put it on a stick, and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?
- I don't know, what?
- A Martian-mallow.
16 seconds sound clip from the Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:42:07 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- No radar beams being bounced off our ship.
- Looks like we made a clean getaway.
- He's having the time of his life. He's such a funny little man.
- Why, I've only been with him for five minutes, and he has me laughing just like an Earthling.
- What's soft, and round, and you put it on a stick, and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?
- That's what you're all becoming... Martian-mallows. Soft. Weak.
- Don't you think that was funny? Why don't you laugh?
[...]
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Funny quotes from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), featuring audio clips.
Actors: GJohn Call (Santa Claus), Vincent Beck (Voldar), Leonard Hicks (Kimar)
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