How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

— Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis)

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4 seconds sound clip from the Spaceballs movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:18:01 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Sorry, sir. I'm doing my best.

- Who made that man a gunner?

- I did, sir. He's my cousin.

- He's an Asshole, sir.

- I know that. What's his name?

- That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.

- And his cousin?

- He's an Asshole, too, sir.

- Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip Asshole.

- How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

- I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

- Keep firing, assholes!

(LASER SHOTS FIRING) (4)

- Hurry, Daddy. Hurry!

[...]

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Spaceballs Sound Clip

Sound clips of the best quotes, famous one liners and sound fx from the movie Spaceballs (1987). All waveform sound bites are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Mel Brooks (Yogurt / President Skroob), John Candy (Barf), Rick Moranis (Dark Helmet), Bill Pullman (Lone Starr), Daphne Zuniga (Princess Vespa)

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