Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good.
— General Jack Beringer (Barry Corbin)
6 seconds sound clip from the WarGames (1983) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:42:51 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- If it wants to play a game, then play it. Have it list games.
- No. Let him! He's played it before.
- He can hardly do worse than you have, John.
- Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good.
- Let the boy in there, Major.
- Chess.
[...]
Sound clips of quotes, sayings and sound effects sampled from the WarGames movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All audio files are in wav and mp3 format.
Actors: Matthew Broderick (David Lightman), Dabney Coleman (John McKittrick), John Wood (Stephen Falken and Joshua/WOPR), Ally Sheedy (Jennifer Mack), Barry Corbin (General Jack Beringer)
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