Seth MacFarlane Movie Quotes & Lines – 51 Classics (+ Audio) - page 5

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41 Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

42 Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm going to stuff my _ing face with Pepperidge Farm!

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

43 Jesus, this is weak. It's not even getting me high. I got to have a talk with my weed guy.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

44 You kind of just reworded my joke, but, uh... ha-ha-ha.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

45 This is how the cast of Diff'rent Strokes feels. All day, every day. Just awful. They must feel awful. The live ones must feel awful.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

46 Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it. So, that's good.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

47 I _ed her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

48 And Jesus be with you... In Christ.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

49 I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was _ing retarded.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

50 Look, that was a tough night for all of us.

As Ted Bear in Ted (2012)