61 Movie Quotes about Sex (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: March 19, 2025

Memorable quotes about sex, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 There is, of course, a well-known and documented connection between sex and violence. Not so much a causal effect, but a general state of neurological arousal.

Sandra Bullock as Lenina Huxley in Demolition Man

2 I know one thing, Carley was definitely unconscious every time we had sex.

Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

3 Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

Quote from Mean Girls (2004)

4 And, like, a three-minute sex scene where he falls asleep right after, no?

Quote from Before Sunrise

5 Have I got a big nose, Mum? -Oh, stop thinking about sex. -I wasn't! -You're always on about it, morning, noon and night. Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Terry Jones in Monty Python's Life of Brian

6 So remember, guard this station with your life. Because my sex life is in your hands.

Quote from The Jerk

7 Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.

Quote from Kindergarten Cop

8 I got a wife, man. She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna _ her. I'm gonna have sex with her.

Quote from Pineapple Express

9 Do you realise I have not had sex since we got to America?

Arsenio Hall as Semmi in Coming to America (1988)

10 Maybe you could you tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex? -Um... Your wife?

Matthew Broderick as David Lightman in WarGames (1983)