66 Movie Quotes about Sex (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Mar 1, 2026

Memorable quotes about sex, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 Maybe there is life after death. -Life after death's as improbable as sex after marriage.

Madeline Kahn as Miss Scarlet; Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White; Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet in Clue (1985)

52 Also, sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

53 You know, every time I'm up this way, she, uh, well, she wants my manhood, you know? It's... It's...

Kurt Russell as Captain Ron in Captain Ron

54 I've given up sex. -Oh. Quel brutto memento. -I've given up sex.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

55 If you get a new wife, I guess you'll have sex with her, huh? -I certainly hope so.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

56 Will she scratch up your back? -What? -In movies, women are always scratching up the man's back and screaming and stuff when they're having sex.

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

57 Every time I come close to orgasm, he goes to make himself a sandwich. -Why don't you make him a sandwich beforehand?

Tom Hanks as Sam Baldwin in Sleepless in Seattle

58 I brought a book. -A book? -El Joyo de Sexo. -It's in Spanish. -I'm gonna translate it for you. It has a very happy ending. You're gonna love it.

Jennifer Jason Leigh as Allison Capuletti Ocampo in Easy Money (1983)

59 Didn't they teach sex at school? -They taught math at your school, but you can't divide. -At least I can multiply.

Rodney Dangerfield as Monty Capuletti in Easy Money (1983)

60 I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst _ I've ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkle and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack.

Faye Dunaway as Diana Christensen in Network (1976)