Sheriff Buford T. Justice Movie Quotes & Lines – 22 Classics (+ Audio) - page 2

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11 Now I got that sombitch, and I got him with his fly open.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

12 I have just apprehended the Bandit. - No, sir. You just apprehended my captain.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

13 Do what I tell you, you pile of monkey nuts!

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

14 Shut up! One _ at a time!

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

15 Hold it! Don't you ever, ever raise your voice to me! Do you know who you're talkin' to?

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

16 Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper. Make it fast. I'm in a goddamn hurry.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

17 Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' outta your _!

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

18 The soon I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

19 My name is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

20 The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it!

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)