Sheriff Buford T. Justice Movie Quotes & Lines – 22 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 Don't you cuss on this here radio. -I apologise to all the friendly folk who are listenin'.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

2 I saw that, you sombitch! You did that on purpose! You're goin' away till you're Grey!

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

3 And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned Communism.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

4 Oh, hey... For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

5 Nice _.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

6 I'm gonna barbecue your _ in molasses!

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

7 What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

8 You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

9 Bank robber? Bank Robbin' is baby _ alongside of what this dude is doin'.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

10 My hat blew off, Daddy. -I hope your goddamn head was in it.

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)