513 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 13

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A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

121 You know, a thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Robert Shaw as Captain Quint in Jaws

122 Where your bathroom at, player? I got to piss like a Russian racehorse at the Kentucky Derby with a glue truck behind him.

Katt Williams as Money Mike in Friday After Next (2002)

123 He looks like a deranged Easter bunny.

Darren McGavin as Mr. Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

124 There's no fool like an old fool.

Alan Oppenheimer as Falkor, Gmork, Rockbiter, Narrator in The NeverEnding Story (1984)

125 You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion. An outer layer of _, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of _ underneath.

Jason Mantzoukas as Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

126 He's so young and fresh like a wild stallion between my legs.

Sadie Frost as Lucy Westenra in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

127 See, it's like a game. Yeah, a game of hide-and-seek, except the goal is never to be found, ever!

Garry Marshall as Buck Cluck in Chicken Little

128 The way I work this thing, you'd think I knew something about it.

Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny in Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie

129 Sugar Rush. Cy-bugs would chew up that game faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters.

John C. Reilly as Wreck It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph

130 Boys. Perhaps you want to stop acting like wild dogs chasing their tails, and think for a moment.

Mandy Moore as Rapunzel in Tangled