513 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 17

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A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

161 Tell him to comb his goddamn hair. Like a bunch of spiders is having a meeting on his head.

Chris Tucker as Smokey in Friday (1995)

162 Can't you learn how to exercise like a normal kid?

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies

163 Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

164 Cheer up. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card.

Jeff Conaway as Kenickie Murdoch in Grease (1978)

165 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

166 Get your black _ out of my joint before we beat you like a rented mule.

Michael Jai White as Black Dynamite in Black Dynamite

167 She was a blooming lass, plump as a partridge. Ripe, melting and rosy-cheeked.

Bing Crosby as Narrator in The Adventures Of Ichabod And Mr. Toad

168 I'll be back with the honey quick like a bunny, sonny.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi Bear

169 You've got a big mouth, like a big ugly toad!

Quote from Drunken Dragon

170 I always feel like the general of an army when I start dating a guy, plotting my strategy and maneuverings, knowing his weak points, what would hurt him, seduce him. It's horrible.

Ethan Hawke as Jesse in Before Sunrise