533 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 16

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

151 His sword is a cane that tastes like crab cake.

Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots in Shrek the Halls

152 When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter wind is heard...

Quote from Shogun Assassin (1980)

153 This is like a Puffy party.

Chris Rock as Marty The Zebra in Madagascar

154 He bet like a _in' brain surgeon.

Joe Pesci as Nicholas "Nicky" Santoro in Casino (1995)

155 Tell him to comb his goddamn hair. Like a bunch of spiders is having a meeting on his head.

Chris Tucker as Smokey in Friday (1995)

156 Can't you learn how to exercise like a normal kid?

Quote from The Goonies

157 Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

158 Cheer up. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card.

Jeff Conaway as Kenickie Murdoch in Grease (1978)

159 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as Adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)

160 Get your black _ out of my joint before we beat you like a rented mule.

Quote from Black Dynamite