484 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 20

Updated: Nov 3, 2025

A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

191 That's what I'm saying. My head's all tied up like a pretzel. I got a pretzel in my head.

John C. Reilly as Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

192 Listen up, pilgrim. A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

Matthew Modine as Private Joker in Full Metal Jacket

193 A singer? -I don't know if you'd call her a singer, exactly. More like a cash cow.

Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken (2008)

194 Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan. You look like a _ing imbecile.

Margot Robbie as Naomi Lapaglia in The Wolf of Wall Street

195 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger.

Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

196 God, no, it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Excuse me.

Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

197 What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

198 Damn it, what the hell's the matter with you? Other people have birthdays. Why are we treating yours like a funeral?

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

199 You didn't see him, Mac. He looked like yesterday's newspaper, put in a garbage can and thrown away.

Telly Savalas as Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

200 Eat like a horse, look like a horse.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

484 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 20

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