513 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 21

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

201 God, no, it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Excuse me.

Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

202 What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

203 Damn it, what the hell's the matter with you? Other people have birthdays. Why are we treating yours like a funeral?

William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

204 You didn't see him, Mac. He looked like yesterday's newspaper, put in a garbage can and thrown away.

Telly Savalas as Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

205 Eat like a horse, look like a horse.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

206 If you had it all to do over again, you'd do no differently. You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole but he's terribly terribly sorry he's going to jail.

Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind (1939)

207 Yes, amusing. A man acting like an ape.

Maurice Evans as Dr. Zaius in Planet of the Apes (1968)

208 This stuff stinks. -Well, so do you, like all men.

Kim Hunter as Dr. Zira in Planet of the Apes (1968)

209 I'm baking like a toasted cheeser! It's so hot here!

Patrick Renna as Hamilton Ham Porter in The Sandlot (1993)

210 She was born without a tongue. But don't worry about her. She whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie in Vacation (1983)