544 Simile Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 22

Updated: Oct 28, 2026

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211 Your car's uglier than I am!

Quote from American Graffiti

212 The Tiger and Crane techniques. The tiger is fast, tough, fierce, hard. But the way you do it, more like an alley cat, a sick one.

Quote from Challenge of the Masters

213 Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

214 We cordoned off the area. -Tight? -Watertight. Like a frog's _. Sorry, ma'am. -No doubt an observation based on personal experience.

Laura Dern as Sally Gerbe in A Perfect World

215 Watch them like a cat watches her kittens. Have you ever had kittens? No, of course not. You're too busy running around playing bridge.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

216 Whew. Great heavens. Is that me? I smell like an overheated horse. I must bathe. -At least.

Quote from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

217 Oh, _. Coffee. Looks like it's been scraped off the bottom of the Mississippi River.

Paul Gleason as Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club

218 Even in my weak condition, I can appreciate that she's got more curves than the Jersey Turnpike.

Frank Sinatra as Rocky Fortune in Rocky Fortune

219 What are these? -Roses. -They're red. -Of course they're red. -But, Mom, I don't want red roses. I want white, like a swan.

Howard McGillin as Prince Derek in The Swan Princess

220 She looks like the wife of a Russian beet farmer.

Anne Bancroft as Senator Lillian DeHaven in G.I. Jane