513 Simile Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips) - page 22

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

A selection of simile quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

211 I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.

Judd Hirsch as Julius Levinson in Independence Day (1996)

212 I don't care if I age like an old suitcase. I'm getting toasted.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

213 You slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!

Cuba Gooding Jr.; Cuba Gooding Jr. as Tre Styles in Boyz n the Hood

214 You know, I hate that kind of remark. It sounds like a compliment, but really it's an insult.

Meg Ryan as Sally Albright in When Harry Met Sally...

215 I love her. She's like a Martian.

Rachel McAdams as Regina George in Mean Girls (2004)

216 You smell like a baby prostitute.

Lizzy Caplan as Janis Ian in Mean Girls (2004)

217 You talk like a fella just might as well run around naked.

John Wayne as Ethan Edwards in The Searchers (1956)

218 What right had you to come barging in here, making noises like an outraged bull?

Katharine Hepburn as Bunny Watson in Desk Set (1957)

219 He'll be coming in like a missile.

Richard Hatch as Captain Apollo in Battlestar Galactica (1978)

220 I feel like a total glutton. Nothing fits me anymore.

Richard Hatch as Captain Apollo in Battlestar Galactica (1978)